I don’t want to adult today. I just don’t.
It wasn’t happening for me when I opened my eyes this morning. The child me told the adult me she wasn’t having it and we don’t want to do ANYTHING. I told her look….
I would like to not wake up before everyone this morning. Let my noodle stay sunk into the pillow of heavenly abyss and dream, I demand inside.
I want to not stumble around my kitchen and make breakfast, lunch, and dinner today making a meal that is family friendly. I want to make brie flavored pumpkin ricotta filled peanut butter candied pear sandwich. For all 3 meals if I want. Because I like all these things and it won’t matter if no one else does. (disclaimer: I don’t eat all those things together, together, but for arguments sake…you get what I’m throwing down)
It would pleasure my internal diva to not pick up the dog poop in the backyard so the lawn guy doesn’t skip my yard today. So what if I want to live in a delusional state of mind that when the dog goes to do his business, it magically disappears.
I’m boycotting my grocery store run. I want to have a Mary Poppins fridge. I will just open her up and her mystical wonderful things will happen. Like, a penguin will come out and serve me coffee in a suit.
I want to not do 1335905868 articles of clothing in the laundry area. I want them to animate and fly into the washing machine and take the heat without my hands helping. Sigh. And yes, fold and put away please.
I want to not sit on the computer and pay the bills. I want to pretend that money DOES grow on trees and that all I need to do is walk outside, clip a little here and the husband won’t grumble when he checks our account.
Ew…I know this is all kinds of Nancy Negative today but, man….she showed up hard this morning.
The Child Me shoved her thumb back in her mouth took a deep sigh and said “Fineeeeee” in the brattiest of tones and went back in her room to wait for another day.
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Aloha, I’m Selena, The Rambler of My Rambling Thoughts. A storyteller, wife & mother just trying to make it to the next day by hunting for the funny to stay sane! I inhale coffee to keep my brain functioning. I occasionally binge on Netflix. I beg my dog to just leave the toilet paper alone for one second when I’m using the potty, and I pray to all that is holy I can get through a homework session without breaking Google for whatever is making my child smarter for her future. And I humorously navigate my new life as a military spouse without embarrassing my husband wherever the Army sends us. Did I forget anything?