I don’t want to adult today. I just don’t.
It wasn’t happening for me when I opened my eyes this morning. The child me told the adult me she wasn’t having it and we don’t want to do ANYTHING. I told her look….
I would like to not wake up before everyone this morning. Let my noodle stay sunk into the pillow of heavenly abyss and dream, I demand inside.
I want to not stumble around my kitchen and make breakfast, lunch, and dinner today making a meal that is family friendly. I want to make brie flavored pumpkin ricotta filled peanut butter candied pear sandwich. For all 3 meals if I want. Because I like all these things and it won’t matter if no one else does. (disclaimer: I don’t eat all those things together, together, but for arguments sake…you get what I’m throwing down)
It would pleasure my internal diva to not pick up the dog poop in the backyard so the lawn guy doesn’t skip my yard today. So what if I want to live in a delusional state of mind that when the dog goes to do his business, it magically disappears.
I’m boycotting my grocery store run. I want to have a Mary Poppins fridge. I will just open her up and her mystical wonderful things will happen. Like, a penguin will come out and serve me coffee in a suit.
I want to not do 1335905868 articles of clothing in the laundry area. I want them to animate and fly into the washing machine and take the heat without my hands helping. Sigh. And yes, fold and put away please.
I want to not sit on the computer and pay the bills. I want to pretend that money DOES grow on trees and that all I need to do is walk outside, clip a little here and the husband won’t grumble when he checks our account.
Ew…I know this is all kinds of Nancy Negative today but, man….she showed up hard this morning.
The Child Me shoved her thumb back in her mouth took a deep sigh and said “Fineeeeee” in the brattiest of tones and went back in her room to wait for another day.
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Aloha, I’m Selena, The Rambler of My Rambling Thoughts. A storyteller, wife & mother just trying to make it to the next day by hunting for the funny to stay sane! I inhale coffee to keep my brain functioning. I occasionally binge on Netflix. I beg my dog to just leave the toilet paper alone for one second when I’m using the potty, and I pray to all that is holy I can get through a homework session without breaking Google for whatever is making my child smarter for her future. And I humorously navigate my new life as a military spouse without embarrassing my husband wherever the Army sends us. Did I forget anything?
haha we all have days like this. If only we could get away with it!! #MadAboutBlog
Whew…thanks for me get my whine on =)
Yes if the laundry could just do itself that would be fabulous. Why do I have to do it?!
When I think about adulting, I always flash back to when my kids were little and barfed. My gut reaction was always, “Wait. *I* have to clean that up??” #happynowlinkup
hahahahaha….I can remember my first adulting flashback. And then I cried when I realized it.
I her you! I don’t want to shower and do my hair today. Seriously all that takes more time than I want to give. I am tired and worn out.
It was rough. Almost Bah-humbug inducing. I’m off now, to make dinner….in my crockpot. Nothing fancy. Sigh.
Hey, I feel ya. Life has to smack us in the face and I want to hide under my bed and ask, why?!
Pour a glass of wine and kick some ass today!
Pouring a glass of wine and kicking some ass is a GREAT idea =)
I would so like to not do the school run, but apparently that is not socially acceptable 😉 LOL #happynowbloglinkup x
How could I forget that??? I’m so with you!!!! Hahaha.
I wonder why when I was a kid, I couldn’t wait to grow up… now I just want to be a kid again!
If only knew then, what I know now…
Oh and when you find one of those Mary Poppins fridges let me know, I am totally in! I want one too… the one that comes with the penguin 🙂
Right! My husband didn’t get it…but then I’m like, cause I’m YOUR penguin. He still didn’t get it.
Team NO ADULTING! I feel like this every, single day. I don’t want to put pants on, especially if they have a zipper. I don’t want to check homework tonight, and I definitely don’t want to go outside and see real people. Pass. LOL. So relatable! #happynowlinkup
If you make that shirt or a coffee cup..no wait, a wine glass, I will buy it. #TeamNoAdult Boom. We may become filthy rich?
Ha so feeling this! I love your ramblings 🙂 #MadAboutBlog
*blushing* I love your blog too!
I very nearly stayed in bed and called my kids in sick to school…cause adulting is rough and i don’t wanna! #Bestandworst
One day…one day. It will happen =)
After I catch up on my commenting, I decided that all I’m doing today until school pick up in play Playstation. You are not alone! #happynow
High Five! haha, enjoy the Playstation.
Haha I woke in a grump the last 2 days (feeling better now) but sooo didn’t want to do anything. I hurt my knee yesterday and was fed up as could be a bad one. But got to suck it up and parent I guess! Thanks for sharing with #bestandworst x
Oh no! Yes, us moms always do parent up =)
I can so relate to this, my child self appears most mornings!
#BestandWorst
Maybe our two child selves can play with each other and give us a break? =)
Waited for years to be a grown up and now I just want to be small again and have someone else make the decisions. Adulting is not as much fun as it looked when I was little. #BloggerClubUK
I know. I need to find a time machine and go back and tell myself DONT BE A TURD, ENJOY your youth.
I love this so much! I think the lack of adulting is a very good plan!
Yes!! Lets pick a day and lets not adult together =)
I sooo…. want a day a month (is a week too greedy?) off adulting. I want to watch stupid comedy movies, eat sweets, drink and not clear up after myself. One can dream. #SharingtheBlogLove
Where do we go to negotiate this? Seriously?
Definitely feeling this right now. If only we could take a vacation from any responsibility every once in a while, right? Oh, wait, the baby just woke up. So much for that dream, right? Thanks for sharing at the #happynowlinkup!
A cruise ship. That would be amazinggggg.
Oh, I totally feel you on this! I’ve been ill lately and I just want to curl up in bed and have someone come stroke my forehead and offer me soup. But no, instead I have to get up and run around after my demanding toddler! (who has zero sympathy for my illness!) I hope one day you get your lie in (and your Mary Poppins penguin!) Thanks for joining us at #SharingtheBlogLove
Oh no….being sick sucks. Feel better soon!
Dropping in again from #FridayFrolics I’m still avoiding the grocery store but my children may need something more substantial than fish fingers and cheese toasties tomorrow. Adulting may have to commence again in the morning.
I hear ya! Can I request a Mary Poppins fridge too? I would like a penguin that pops out with champagne #FridayFrolics
I am with you all the way on this! #BloggerClubUk
There seems to be a bunch of us…I think, it’s safe to say we have a decent turnout for boycott day =) Hahaha.
#eatsleepblogrt couldn’t agree more, the bonus of adulting is you can jump on the sofa, eat chocolate for breakfast…just don’t let the kids see ?
I like your style Fridesays!
Seriously I have so had my share of these days here, as well. So, totally could relate and glad it isn’t just me though 🙂
I wonder what would happen if there was like a Mom Brown Out? Just a day?
Is it bad I feel like this everyday?! My saving grace is DONT think about it.. if I let myself think, then it’s soooo hard to get up and adult.
Not having to adult is sometimes the best thing you can do!!!
I’m feeling the same way this week! Lingering in bed for just an extra moment before being summoned by the crying toddler…
My girlfriends and I recently went away for a weekend. We hired a cottage and basically stayed in our PJ’s all day and talked, and drank and ate. Some time out from being a grown up and it was amazing. Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics. Have a fantastic Christmas. Hope to see you linking up again in 2017.
There are so many days like that!
Right! Sigh.
When I don’t want to adult, I don’t! I walk around the house saying, ME FIRST!
Haha, LOVE it!
haha yes I know that feeling and I hope you don’t feel guilty for it at all! We all need lazy days and I am having one today!
Awesome! I hope you totally enjoy it and roll around in it too =) Haha. My dog seems to do that when she is the happiest. I’m going to give that a try.
I have these types of days probably 3-4 times a week. It’s like, no girl, forget putting on pants. Pour yourself a glass a binge Netflix. Maybe the kiddo won’t burn the house down? Lol. Keep on keepin’ on mama. Xo
Hahaha…forget putting on pants. Your frigging hysterical.